Privacy Policy
Our commitment to your data is simple: We don't have it.
Invisible Data
We use advanced "null" technology to ensure your personal information remains non-existent.
Secure Storage
Any data you don't send us is securely stored in the void, protected by common sense.
Cloudflare Shielded
Our site is protected by Cloudflare, which actually does collect some logs for security, but they are the good guys.
1. Information We Collect
We collect absolutely nothing. When you browse this site, you are essentially staring at a digital painting.
2. Cookies
We prefer chocolate chip. But digitally, we might use a session cookie just to remember your cart. It disappears when you close the browser, much like our motivation on a Monday morning.
3. Third-Party Disclosure
We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer to outside parties your Personally Identifiable Information because we don't have it.
4. California Online Privacy Protection Act Compliance
We value your privacy we have taken the necessary precautions to be in compliance with the California Online Privacy Protection Act. We therefore will not distribute your personal information to outside parties without your consent.