About Dazzling E-Bikes Ltd.
The finest purveyor of imaginary electric bicycles this side of the localhost.
Lightning Fast
Our bikes are powered by imagination and delivered at the speed of light (or at least at the speed of your internet connection).
Zero Emissions
Because they don't actually exist, our bikes have the lowest carbon footprint in the industry. Literally zero.
Edge Protected
Guarded by Cloudflare's global network. Even our imaginary assets are safe from DDOS attacks.
Our Story
Founded in the digital ether, Dazzling E-Bikes Ltd. began with a simple dream: to provide a realistic shopping experience for a very specific interview scenario.
You might be wondering, "Can I actually ride these bikes?" The answer is yes, but only in your mind. And isn't that where true freedom lies anyway? (Just kidding, please don't try to commute on a JSON object.)
A Note on Technology: This entire experience is served from the Edge. Thanks to Cloudflare Workers and D1 Database, we can deliver these jokes to you with incredibly low latency, no matter where you are in the world. It's serverless, it's fast, and it's pretty cool.